itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

touchmypotato:

I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.

jesussbabymomma:

my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not

raisedyoulikeaphoenix:

whereweirdmeets:

jnaimepreciado:

a moment of silence for those who haven’t seen their favourite band live

an eternity of silence for those who never will

(Sobs) My cHemicAL ROmace

apparently i skipped the part in puberty where i get really attractive